We are the Dead

Grave and skull

Sad news in the world of Showroom: Ben, our singer, and Tyler, our drummer, are dead. They were killed Friday when a dump truck full of broken glass flipped while going around a sharp corner. Ben and Tyler happened to be standing in just the wrong place, and were promptly destroyed by an avalanche of glass daggers.

Since the tragic accident, Rory, Michael, and I have amused ourselves by drawing lots for their possessions. So far, I won Tyler’s computer, Rory won Ben’s bed, and Michael got Tyler’s apartment. Lucky skunk!

In other news, the CD is coming along well, and I’m sure our dead friends would be pleased with the progress. Expect a release date sometime in May!